"Dirty Deeds" is a single by AC/DC which describes the life and times of a man who leads a life of crime, and his name is never revealed. It is sung by Bon Scott, so we will call the character Scott.
Are you having trouble with the high school head?
Are you having troubles in your life of love?
Do you have a lady who's company you do not enjoy?
Then Pick up the Phone!
I'm Always Home!
You can reach me at: 362-436HEY!
My prices are Dirt Cheap!
Courtesy Of Dirty Scott Inc.
Other services include Murder, Adultery and Being your Back Door Man.