Movie Clichés: 13 Reasons Why Girls Always Have To Use The Bathroom Before Sex?

You have seen it so many times in a Hollywood movie that is has become cliché. Why is it that every time a man and a woman are about to get the groove on the lady excuses herself to go to the “little girls’ room”.

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  1. Calling her priest to make a quick “confession-by-phone.” Only $2.99 a minute and the priest is guaranteed to have a sexy voice.
  2. Planning a daring escape using Google street view, duct tape and a black ski mask.
  3. Taking an inventory. Wow. He’s got over 200 of those little hotel soaps.

Movie Clichés: 13 Reasons Why Girls Always Have to Use the Bathroom before Sex?

You have seen it so many times in a Hollywood movie that is has become cliché. Why is it that every time a man and a woman are about to get the groove on the lady excuses herself to go to the "little girls' room" (and why is it called that? Do you lock your little girls in the bathroom?). What is she doing in there? Here are few ideas of why your date is seeking asylum in the nearest bathroom.

  1. Calling her priest to make a quick "confession-by-phone." Only $2.99 a minute and the priest is guaranteed to have a sexy voice.
  2. Calling her BBF to make sure she is not about to make the biggest mistake of her life. Of course her BBF is living in a single wide trailer with 6 kids and a husband who works at Chuck E' Cheese.
  3. Using her iPhone apps to run a background and credit check on his face. That sad 1998 criminal incident involving a hot dog vendor, a circus clown and three bottles of vodka come back to haunt him.
  4. 4. Checking DontDateHimGirl.com. Oops! He's the poster child for the website.
  5. Planning a daring escape using Google street view, duct tape and a black ski mask.
  6. Crying her heart out that the shortage of quality men leads her his way. Would he be upset if he knew he was "Plan C?"
  7. Making sure her Taser is fully charged and ready to hit the imaginary bull's eye on his ass.
  8. Guzzling more "liquid courage" from the scotch bottle she carries around in her purse. The more she drinks, the better he looks.
  9. Making sure her dry cleaner will be open tomorrow. Hey, whatever happens tonight is one thing, but she has a big presentation in the morning.
  10. Calling his best friend to see if you are circumcised. Wait a minute! How does his best friend know he's circumcised?
  11. She's trying to wait him out. If she can stay in there until Sports Center comes on at 11:00 she can leave and he won't even notice.
  12. Changing into something LESS comfortable thus signaling to him that the chances of seeing her naked tonight are about as good as a New York taxi driver having a one-syllable first name.
  13. Taking an inventory. Wow. He's got over 200 of those little hotel soaps.