Apps
It's a shame app developers have agreed that only one in every million apps should actually be useful, because there are a lot of problems with the way people interact with their mobile devices. For instance ...
The App Store: Choose Unwisely
Apps are miniature software that you download and use one at a time. You'd think this would make people selective about the apps they actually clog up their mobile device with, but nothing could be further from the truth. The app has become an excuse for people to be amazed that their mobile phone or tablet computer can do things that a Light Bright could do back in the 80s.
"It makes colors!"
Duck? There's a Face for That
Duck face is a well documented trend in online modeling, where the (usually female) person will pose for a picture while cartoonishly pouting her lips. Sociologists have speculated that Miley Cyrus started the trend when she accidentally photographed herself while making a fart noise.
Telling people to stop making this face, it turns out, is a little like telling App developers to stop putting out useless apps in that it'd be a lot easier if the public wasn't clamoring for more.
According to a report by dating site OK Cupid the most popular dating profiles usually feature women making what they call a "flirty face" and what we call "the MySpace angle's more blowjob-happy little sister."
Angelina Jolie started it by becoming a human-geese hybrid.
ReplyAlso, this IS absolutely terrible.
Wow, was this never fixed? GOOD JOB, you just wrote the worst article ever.
ReplyYou seem to have forgotten the rest of the page
ReplyIs there a missing "next page" link or something? It just kinda cuts off. O_o
ReplyFinish your article damn it!
ReplyWhen you're writing about apps you should probably write more about apps than duckface
Ok, apparently you've confused "apps" with "duckface." Try again.
ReplyThis looks like a scrap. Please finish it at least. Cracked was nice enough to let people like us post our garbage on their website. They deserve to have at least completed work.
ReplyWhatever this was... It wasn't what it should've been.
ReplyThe f**k is this?
ReplyThis has about as much to do with apps as Troll 2 has to do with Troll 1.
ReplySomeone's been watching Phelous, eh?
I love that guy! And this was bad.
wtf that sucked... that had little to nothing to do with apps
ReplyHow did this make it on the main topics page?
ReplyWhat the hell is this? How did this become featured?
ReplyWhy is this article featured?
ReplySeriously? There was info more on the duckface than there was on the ACTUAL TOPIC. Cracked, delete this thing.
ReplyAgreed. For being in the TOPICS section, this one certainly strays off topic pretty quickly.
What was that? Honestly Cracked?
Replythis was like getting a canadian penny back as change
Replyit's less annoying to just not get it than it is to get a useless waste of space
it's not even worth it to exchange it for a real penny, just like it's not worth it to fix this column and turn it into something readable, it should just be deleted
...or thrown at someone you don't like
Cracked, I am disappoint.
Replywat.
Replywhat is this I don't even
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