Theres a few things that just scream your a raging hormone douchebag, here are 5:)
. Wearing them indoors is only if your black, in that case you can pull it off, or if your a , which were not the , so do you not want to make eye contact with anybody, or is it the fact that your mom you this new for 150$, . whatever it is its pure douche.
When it's 98 degrees out and your nads are sticking to your leg like a baby chimp clinging to its mother, it's probably time to put the winter clothing in storage. Yes, I know you want to be cool and stand out, hipster dude, but wearing a wool cap in the middle of July just makes people wonder if all that heat hasn't warped your brain. There are lots of other "cool" and unique hats out there that won't bring on heatstroke and make your friends question your judgment. Sure, it may seem like a good idea at the time, but when you pass out at the July Fourth picnic people are going to be standing around asking who wants to revive the jerk in the fur trapper hat.
Hey guy, you must be doing pretty well for yourself, cuz I see you got the bluetooth headset… bet you're making all kinds of big important deals, huh?" Nobody is thinking this about people who wear bluetooth headsets. Chances are they're wishing you would take that miniature silver phallus out of your ear and order your extra value meal, already.
Look, we know you're a busy person and have crap to take care of, but pick up the phone and hold it to your ear like a normal person. Because unless you're also doubling as a secret agent or protecting the President, it just says, "I'm a jerk who likes technology."
We all know this is number one douche to some extent , but i had to put it in here , guys who think that of other orient can pull out of there ass like can pull pure out of .
all seen the guy in the front of the bus who notices a sign that happens to have on the other side who gives us this big long on why you should speak , after i have to get up explain how is, fart in his face and tell him that its , first of all i want to be a , I wear sunglasses indoors , i drive a giant truck(yet) , and i use , and the last few numbers are in Russian, Irish, and , go find your friends, tell ya, I just want to say what the fuck, being the hardest to learn, these guys would stand at the front gate of the border, screaming like a drill just because speak , i mean the guy is great at mowing the yard, and oh wait taking douche job ever had, ..... so that completes my list please use this list to make your ultimate douche agenda, because doing this shit for free, i would hate to open a can of lawyer . the end . Plus do you really think the fine FRENCH folks that discovored america Really spoke English? ohhh no a history reference