Toddlers

The age between slug-like helplessness and semi-rationality that every child goes through, driving their parents to the bottle in the process.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.

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Just The Facts

  1. Toddlers is a cute word, implying klutzyness, clockwork like walking and general cuteness.
  2. It is also the usual time for your child to suffer demonic possession.

No Matter What, You Are Never Prepared.

Most young parents look forward to the time when their baby stops being a fairly immobile slug that requires contstant feeding and starts to move about, play, and control its bowels.

Fools.

You will look back with nostalgia to the time when the only thing you had to worry about was night feeding, being puked on and diapers full of toxic waste.

God, Why Do You Hate Me!

How to Cope With aToddler.