Safeway is a place where people come to buy groceries and hope comes to die.
Safeway likes to pretend it is a positive, socially and ethically conscious, equal opportunity employer, but that is simply not true. Yes, it does employ approx. 90% of America's mentally/socially retarded, but some scrutiny should be given to its' methods, since most employees are perfectly healthy, normal Americans when they start work.
It is easy to call Safeway a greedy, money-obsessed evil empire, but the truth is that they only wish this was the case.
"Sorry, we're not doing a special on lentils anymore."
In fact, Safeway has posted losses in the hundreds of thousands of dollars every year [citation needed but will not be found because this is a lie], due to a coupling of the following facts:
1: Customers never pay full price for anything.
2: Employees hate it so much that they committ workplace theft regardless of whether or not they want what they are taking.
Executive VP Larree Renda, sticking it to the Man