Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is known as the "smoking hot lady who was in those movies that weren't really memorable."

Positively Striking. Her movies? Not so much.
Positively Striking. Her movies? Not so much.

Just The Facts

  1. Jessica Alba is smoking hot.
  2. Jessica Alba is an actress.
  3. Jessica Alba is a smoking hot actress, but is mainly known for one of the two.
  4. If you stare at her chest too long you turn to stone, or is that Medusa?

Well Known Filmography

Sin City (2005)

Holy tits.

You know what? Fuck fact #4. This is actually a good movie. One of the few, the proud, the movies that Jessica Alba is in that don't suck.

Fantastic Four/Fantastic Four 2 (2005/2007)

Admit it, this is the only reason you saw this movie.

Into the Blue (2005)

I'm beginning to notice a trend.

Good Luck Chuck (2007)

Oh I see what you did there.

Awake (2007)

Back? Just back? No wonder this movie tanked.

The Eye (2008)

Oh look, she's blind, but she saved him, cause she's like psychic or some shit. That couldn't be true though because that sounds like a good movie.

The Love Guru (2008)

Holy corn dog on a merry-go-round.

Sin City 2 (2010)

Hopefully more half-naked dancing will be involved, hopefully.

Concensus Says...

While acting is not Jessica's strong suit, not many people care. No one cares that your not good as something as long as you look fucking hot doing it. For those of you that think you care about her not being a good actress here's proof:

Yeah you don't give a shit now do ya?

Anyway Jessica isn't that bad of an actress. Her movies are mediocre and she's mainly used for sex appeal but hey whatever gets the bills paid right? She's got potential and the world will have to see if her acting talent grows with her age. But by the time she gets to that age her sex appeal will be long gone. Seriously, I don't care if Elvis came back from to grave to make a movie I wouldn't watch it if it had this in it:

Don't lie, I totally killed your boner with that.