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Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner - she's like Canada's Angelina Jolie, but she's from Texas.

Just The Facts

  1. In 2004, Jennifer Garner joined the ranks of Sarah Michelle-Gellar, Bruce Willis and Bender Bending Rodriguez when she was character modelled for an awful video game.
  2. Despite it's ridiculous premise and storyline, the movie 13 Going On 30 does exist.
  3. Jennifer Garner's dimples successfully auditioned for the role of Catherine the Great in the latest Robin Hood remake. However, historical fact checking later turned the role into a minor one.

We join Jennifer at one of the mansions Ben Affleck bought.

Jennifer Garner

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Spies that have bigger balls than James Bond (Alias not included)   Submitted by: Chab Gassie   |   Jul 17, 2009 | Source: Cracked.com


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2 of 2 Comments

This is wonderful

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/7/2009 4:46 AM
CaptainNoPants

Seriously, I like this.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 7/19/2009 11:50 PM
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