Duck Face

The "Duck Face" is a derogatory facial expression that has brought much fear to many video and photo cameras.))

Just The Facts

  1. One should always refrain from ever forming said facial expression.
  2. It is common but not exclusive to douchebags and excessive fake-tanners, and often if not always: both.
  3. Due to the embrace idiocy has taken upon the "duck face", both animated characters Donald Duck and Daffy Duck have become isolated monks.

Origins

Although the date of creation of the duck face may go forever unknown (similar to the lost book of the Old Testament where jesus rides a dragon), there are numerous sources that may have been the spark of this cursed catastrophe.

Such sources:

1) The 2000 film, Zoolander, in which Ben Stiller makes his infamous model expressions of Blue Steel, Lategra, Magnum, etc.

2) It may be unbelievable or even stupid, but we cannot doubt the possibility of the kissy face given by Marilyn Monroe in this photo.

Pucker up, Butter-cup.

Cure The Plague.

To not establish a duck face for a photo, one must never push their lips both against eachother and outward in a "I'm gonna totally gonna suck on your sippy-straw" fashion. If one were to study such a facial expression with serious scientific purpose, insanity would likely set in from the hopes that people who make the duck face may change their expression for a next picture.

"I've never seen something so pretty! It's 'I wanna stab myself' pretty!"

Even with good intentions, such as making an affectionate "kissy" face, it has a good chance of being viewed by the ravaging, hypocritical internet populous (mostly from the /b/) as another example of someone who should be buried in a pile of horse feces.

HELP STOP THE DUCK FACE! DON'T MAKE THE DAMN EXPRESSION ON CAMERA, and if possible, EVER IN YOUR DAMN LIFE.