James Blunt

About the man you all probably thought was a wuss.

Not to be mistaken with James G. Blunt, who fought in the Civil War, but probably just as manly
Not to be mistaken with James G. Blunt, who fought in the Civil War, but probably just as manly
Was Hulk Hogan in the military?
Was Hulk Hogan in the military?

Just The Facts

  1. James took the devil's vocal cords when he beat the devil in a game of chess.
  2. This gave him a voice that can shatter bullet proof glass (and preferably, your ear drums)
  3. He was in the military as Second Lieutenant Lifeguard and a cavalry troop where he ranked Captain, which means he can probably kick your ass

His Career

James took violin and piano lessons since he was a baby, but later learned guitar and wrote songs in middle school. After college, he joined the military, but left in 2002 so he could work in the music business

He rose to fame in 2004, when his Album "Back To Bedlam" made a world wide hit. This was only because of one song/ video in the album called "Your beautiful"- about him committing suicide over a girl, whom he had met once in a smelly subway station. Although this sounds abit overdramatic, James has assured us that she was beautiful (hence the name of the song). The rest of his songs in the album was probably discovered when someone fell asleep with their Ipod on as they were listening to "Your Beautiful", and woke up confused as fuck as "Goodbye My lover" plays.

James seen here, folding his cloth neatly before suicide, so he can use it after he kick death's ass

James seen here, folding his cloth neatly before suicide, so he can use them later, after he kick death's ass

In 2007, he shat out another album, called "All the Lost Soul", although, it sucked compare to his first album. "All the Lost Soul" only ranked 57 in the UK chart.

James won over 15 awards since 2004, including 3 from MTV.

His love life

Although he have a voice of a sexy woman over the phone, he probably dated more chicks than you, including Dixie Chassay, musician Camilla Boler (the song "Your beautiful" was probably inspired by her, as said by James on Oprah), supermodel Petra Nemcova, actor/part time druggie Linsay Lohan and various other women.

she was......beautiful

killing yourself.... over her?