Gummy Bears

what do you get with the perfect amount of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food coloring, and citric acid? Thats right, Gummi bears.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.

above: candy made with love

also, they can get you FUCKED up

Just The Facts

  1. Some Gummi bears are being sold as multivitamins because the Flintstones just dont fuckin cut it anymore
  2. Gummy candies have been around for over 4000 years and were originally made from gelatin, an animal protein derived from collagen
  3. HARIBO's Gummi bears were first introduced in the 1920s in Germany

Gummi bears, harmless candy or serial killer training before getting a house pet?

The only thing that matches the gummi bears deliciousness is the joy that it brings children (and me) in dismembering these poor, tiny, tasty critters bit by bit. But maybe thats just the natural order, i mean, who's to say they wouldn't do it on their own anyways?

gummi genocide

He never stood a chance...

So, natural order? or a conspiracy between distant candy making companies to promote the genocide/torture of harmless gummis and crackers alike?

You be the judge