what do you get with the perfect amount of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food coloring, and citric acid? Thats right, Gummi bears.
The only thing that matches the gummi bears deliciousness is the joy that it brings children (and me) in dismembering these poor, tiny, tasty critters bit by bit. But maybe thats just the natural order, i mean, who's to say they wouldn't do it on their own anyways?
He never stood a chance...
So, natural order? or a conspiracy between distant candy making companies to promote the genocide/torture of harmless gummis and crackers alike?
You be the judge