Colton Harris-Moore is the nineteen-year-old every nineteen-year-old secretly wants to be: a young, fit, wanted criminal who lives through plane crashes and has over 91,000 Facebook friends.
Colton Harris-Moore, also known as the Barefoot Bandit, spent the last 12 years of his life supporting himself through petty crime after taking to the woods to persue life as a feral child.
Not pictured: lice, druggie dad.
In the Bahamas, where Harris-Moore flew in a plane he learned how to fly from a video game, the bandit was apprehended after a high speed boat chase. A disgusted James Bond has advised Harris-Moore to cool the fuck down with gimmicks.