The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword

NOTE: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF PLAYING SKYWARD SWORD AND HOPE TO HAVE THIS ARTICLE REVAMPED SHORTLY AFTER I HAVE BEATEN IT.

The game logo, standing in for a flowchart.  Which will totally be added later.
The game logo, standing in for a flowchart. Which will totally be added later.
And then she was, and then it somehow just wasn't funny anymore.
And then she was, and then it somehow just wasn't funny anymore.

Just The Facts

  1. Nintendo decided to attempt to please both sides of the graphics debate by combining cel-shaded graphics with realism. Neither side was particularly amused.
  2. Most have reached the conclusion that the graphics are "inferior" to Twilight Princess's. The game specs claim otherwise.
  3. The graphical style was a conscious artistic choice, influenced heavily by impressionist paintings.
  4. You may have noticed how all four of these facts are about the graphics. This is because the fans WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THEM.

The What the Hell Happened to my Article?

Due to some sort of weird I-don't-know-what-happened when I edited this page, all the content disappeared, leaving me with an unfinished article. I have no clue what happened to the old content. It just disappeared. Like, into thin air. Doesn't it suck when that happens? So, in response, here's a summary of what I had written before:

Blah, blah, motion controls, complaining about how the fans complain, blah, blah, the girl was a sword which disappointed the fans who had accurately guessed she was a sword, blah, she had no connection to the fairy queen, blah, blah, Zelda's appearance has been confirmed, tasteless Hiroshima joke.

Anyway, I promise that this article will be rewritten once the game comes out. No, seriously, it will. It would have been edited anyway. Essentially, this is a placeholder because I vainly believe that I can do a good job.