Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana, aka Destiny Hope Cyrus, is a pop star, TV celebrity, and the idol of many little girls (and the occasional boy). Every little girl wants to be like Hannah Montana. Every dang last one of them. [God I hate her.]
Just The Facts
- Hannah Montana is a star, but no one hopes to see her when she is an old prune, like we had to with Madonna.
- The wig, says Hannah, symbolizes her childhood fantasy of being like Britney Spears. Ummm, no comment.
- Everyone wants a piece of Hannah Montana. There are Hannah Montana backpacks, Hannah Montana beer mugs, and even Hannah Montana nose plugs. Again, no comment.
Hannah Montana, the television show.
The first time someone sees this show, they think, oh no, another dumb Disney show. If you are one of those people, you are 100% percent right. Hannah is a little crybaby who cannot get a boyfriend, which is not lifelike at all. Any celebrity, no matter how ugly, even if they are concealing their appearance, can get a boyfriend at any time they want. Hannah has her real-life dad playing a non-lifelike person. He lets his children do anything they want, giving them the silent treatment whenever he wants to go to the bathroom. Ms. Montana never learns a lesson.
Left to Right: Oliver, Hannah's friend, the boyfriend of the girl taking a dump; Girl taking a dump, whose name escapes me at the moment; Hannah Montana, without the wig (WTF); Her daddy, Mr. Cyrus, who has no care in the world about the lives of anyone but himself; and her brother, Jason (or is it Jackson, or Jamal), her idiotic brother who always seeks revenge on anyone who does wrong upon his precious self.
Hannah Montana On Stage
Hannah Montana, besides being a TV star, is a pop superstar, or, in the words of my uncle, an overrated, half-witted, child porn/TV/pop superstar.
Most people dream of meeting, seeing, or even pulling off the wig of Hannah Montana live. The only time this is possible is at one of her concerts. The strangest parts of her concerts is the souveneirs and the fans. My sister went to one of her concerts and brought back a load of prizes. The list is as follows, with pictures accompanying them if possible.
-Hannah Montana mug.
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-Hannah Montana Hair Curler
-Hannah Montana luggage
-Hannah Montana Build-a-Bear
-Lastly, Hannah Montana's wig
What now. I have your wig. You are nothing without your wig. What, who are you?
OK, you can have your wig back. Just cover up that flamethrower!
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ReplyDon't comment harshly on my topic. If you have any criticism, be nice. Just tell me what I should change, add, or get rid of. Please, be kind to your behind. Ummm, I think I worded that last part wrong...
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