Oreo O's

Oreo O's were a Post breakfast cereal that was first launched in 1998, but canceled sometime in the mid 2000s, presumably because once people had a bowl they stopped buying any other Post cereal.

The unsung hero of cereal mascots, the Unnamed Oreo O's Man. He knew where it was at.

Just The Facts

  1. Oreo O's were a cereal consisting of basically oversized cheerios coated in chocolate and marshmellows.
  2. For those of you who didn't comprehend that, that translates to basically "The Greatest Fucking Thing In The History Of Humanity"
  3. Oreo O's were the only food product where saying "this is like an orgasm for my mouth," was an understatement.
  4. Oreo O's were cancelled in the 2000s, proving that all good things die young.
  5. They kicked Cookie Crisp square in the balls.

The Short Lived Career of the Greatest Cereal Ever

In a country dominated by countless sugary cereals, it only made sense to make one based on Milk's favorite cookie.

Launched in 1998, Oreo O's combined two of mankind's greatest achievments, chocolate and marshmellows, and mixed them together into a cereal that tasted like a drop of heaven and left you with a bowl of chocolate milk when you were done.Even Lucky Charms don't have anything on that shit.

He's starring at all the children flocking to the Oreo O's

Unfortunately for everyone who liked nice things in America, Oreo O's were cancelled sometime in the 2000s, presumably because the cereal wasn't healthy, proving that both fat people and health nuts ruin everything. What a shocker. A cereal with chocolate crunchy bits and marshmellows in chocolate milk wasn't healthy. Next you'll tell us that violently stabbing forks into our eyes might impair our vision. Those of us who didn't give a flying fuck about our health wondered where our Oreo O's went, and some of us only recently found out that they were available on Amazon.com in a 5 pack as late as 3 years ago, proving once and for all that no one tells us anything. Oreo O's are allegedly still available in South Korea, which if that's true, means it's time for one serious road trip.