World Cup 2010
How to Watch The World Cup: A Simple Guide
The 2010 World Cup
It's predicted that more Americans will watch this World Cup than ever before. As a service to rookie soccer fans around the world, our research team put in hours of tireless research and put together the above forrmula for fitting in like a regular bloke at the pub taking in a little footie. Also, instead of giving high fives after a goal, soccer players and fans alike tend to celebrate by running around pretending to be an airplane. Also, the accepted greeting is a vigorous waggling of the genitals.
more could have been written, but it certainly was short, sweet and accurate.
Replyhave to agree whith crangnog, bit of a let down cracked
Replyneeds an update maybe? i know americans tend not to give a s**t about football but maybe you could cater to the non-american readers a little too. its just a suggestion cause its a very relevent topic to right now and i was quite dissapointed by the lack of effort put into this topic. like, why make it in the first place. there's a topic on f*****g fonts that goes on for ages.
ReplyI was disappointed that a vuvuzela Bb didn't come blaring out of my speakers
ReplyBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyWhat no Vuvuzela references?
ReplyThat was ... short^^
ReplyAnd yet people will spend 100+ comments on the debate why this sport should or should not be called "soccer" ...
Reza is small
ReplyHow very half-assed. Wonder if they guy who made that flowchart can hear me back in the 80s.
ReplyVery poor article, in a topic where there is so much humour to be found the author found none. And the featured topics thumbnail picture shows a Tunisia fan where Tunisia are not in the 2010 World cup finals, Just sloppy.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAgreed
seconded
the chart's simplicity is great though.
@Chiziola
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesThanks for that man. I hope your first born gets AIDS.
I'm on the chiziola ship. This tournament has reduced my respect for africa significantly. Their "culture" of chanting through blowing a horn for 90 minutes long without rhythm, is nothing short of apish. Seriously.
@whosthatguy
You're an ignorant puke.
I wish I could be mature + understanding enough to watch those games without getting a headache from South African culture. But I can't, so yes, I'm an ignorant puke. Enjoy your upper-echelon life, douchebag.
Okay quit it with the @ thing.
This isn't Twitter.
First born aids
i'm pretty offended by this topic, there's so much to make fun about the world cup, and the creator just puts a few lines and a chart, is there any way we can make this one better?
ReplyI hereby salute all you brave American football (soccer) fans. All 5 of you.
ReplyYou missed out it has been the worst world cup of all time and that the South African Vevusela horn has made me glad the majority of them are riddled with Aids.
ReplyYou sir, made me lol!.....and now I feel bad.
Somebody pointed out in the forums that the images used in the infographic contest would go towards the shortest damn articles in the world.
ReplyHmmm....
Let me play the song of my people.
ReplyBzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Hahahaha, gold!
I like it, it doesn't say anything really about the worldcup, and since i don't give a s**t about the worldcup i like it, the chart pretty much sums it all
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesIndeed
Forsooth
It also sums about basketball quite nicely.
You don't play basketball with your feet, idiot.
Geez.
It should be more like:
ReplyDoes it sound like a million bees? ----> yes
----> yes
Cracked just showing how much they care about World Cup.
ReplyWaggling of my genitals or theirs?
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