Glee!
Glee is a show on FOX that revolves around music and dance. It's basically for adult gay's who loved High School Musical but are too ashamed to admit it. Glee is your outlet for gay.
Just The Facts
- Glee is awesome.
- If you agree with the above statement you're gay. (Its a fact so you have to agree)
- FOX will drop it because of fact one. (And fact two because FOX hates equal rights.)
Breakdown!
Glee is a new music and dancing show on FOX that will no doubt be canceled because FOX hates anything that the general public enjoys, like unbiased news. The character breakdown goes like this; hot cheerleaders, jocks, a wheelchair kid, a gay kid, a sassy black girl, a quiet Asian girl, a bitch wife, a Jew, an OCD guidance counselor, and a sensitive teacher. The sensitive teacher tries to change their lives by bringing them all together with the power of music. Glee takes place in a magical high school universe where the cheerleaders wear their uniforms every single day and the cliche is alive and well. The problems the high school kids have also allude to bigger problems in life, which is shown through the problems that the sensitive teacher has at home. Things everyone can relate to like a wife pretending to be preggers and people throwing slushies on other people. This show is more adult in the scenarios such as premature ejaculation in a hot tub, you know...real life situations...
A Flow Chart and Pie Graph
FOX and Disney fighting for the gay share of the market.
Glee is a clear bid by FOX for the "High School Musical" crowd, but for adults. Fox is trying to weasel its way in but it doesn't compare just because of Disney's pure volume alone. You cant have only one gay show and expect it to compete...
There is no competing with Disney in the gay category. They will always pull the Jonas Brothers trump card!
FOX has done the right thing though, it is a small step in the right direction. FOX is the Rosa Parks while Disney is the Malcolm X of gay TV. But there is room to grow FOX, don't give up hope!
Im'a spank that ass Malcolm X!
In Closing
Liking the formulaic Glee means you're gay, everyone loves Glee, all of America is gay. OK lets push these equal rights through ya bunch of gays, sit back, relax, suck a dick, and put Glee on.
Side Note
I realize that this is the topic of "Glee!" with an exclamation point. There is another topic for Glee on here but I didn't really care since mine was more leaning towards comedy. I adopted the topic and then realized it and have no idea if this added punctuation meant something different. So I just went ahead and wrote about the TV show. I figured I might as well write about something I like and make fun of it and the other people who like it. I couldn't find anything on something different unless it meant actual glee clubs, but who gives a fuck about those anyways...
Glee at least admits it has gay characters, unlike HSM or anything relating to the Jonas Brothers
ReplyYou want a reason for a straight guy to watch Glee? Google, "Heather Morris nude photos".
ReplyYou're welcome.
Dude, this is pathetic. First of all, learn how to write decently. You kept saying the word "gay" nonstop. It's in practically every sentence. Are YOU gay or something?
ReplySecondly, get your sources right. You think FOX and Disney are competing on the gay share or something? Are you f*****g retarded? Quit making s**t up.
Lastly, get a life. Get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend, cuz you're obviously in the closet. Don't say that Glee turns everyone gay, because the whole time I've been reading this article, it sounds like you want that.
Now I advise you to never write ANY articles again, because this one is simply terrible and it shows how immature and mentally challenged you are.
(Sorry, but it's true.)
Um... it took a bit of reading between the lines, but I think that the writer IS gay, and open about it. When you look at it like that, it seems more like it's laden with irony and sarcasm. Actually, even without that note, you can can tell that it's not even half-serious. Just look at the picture. If anything, it's making more fun of the people that call Glee gay than anyone else.
Next time that something makes you angry enough that you have to respond, pay close attention to detail or you'll look like an angry idiot. And if you don't want to pay that much attention, then don't say anything.
While it's true that this article wasn't nearly as funny as it could have been, and seemed to be presented a little amateurishly, that's no reason to flame the writer. When you dislike something, be sure to point out what you specifically dislike, or someone like me will be a total p***k and correct you.
ReplySince my reply has somehow gone missing tell me twice, I will just post it as its own comment...
ReplyI like how people are now getting into the show and reading this. The articles satire points more towards a general reaction people had to me when telling them how great of a show Glee is/was (In my opinion they resolved too much drama in the first season so who knows how it will go now.) and how the comments you would get were "You're gay." So thats the point of view I took when writing it. If you read the article all the way through you would see I say Anyone who likes Glee is gay, and EVERYONE likes Glee therefor lumping myself in which means I called myself gay. It's called "satire" here you go: "Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon." The main reason I say anything about FOX hating equal rights (being a well known right wing news syndicate) and pushing gay rights through is because of people who are anti-gay. I voted against prop 8 in Cali when they were amending their constitution so it would say marriage is only between a man and a woman. I'm sure if you lived in California at the time you would have been dumb enough to vote "yes" on it thinking it was for equal rights when actually voting yes would be against it, because you seem dumb and un-informed. I mentioned the premature ejaculation part because people who watched the show would know it was a reference to the cheerleader getting pregnant without ruining the joke for people who have yet to see that scene, and that she supposedly got pregnant from someone cumming in a hot tub and not actual sex. Do you not also realize that you are further reinforcing the feeling of shame for gay people when you say that someone is a "closet case queen" and you're saying it in a negative fashion as if that is supposed to insult me. So obviously you're a hypocrite, where I used the term "gay" for satire to shed light on something, you used it to try and hurt someone...
You don't understand how to write in a specific voice to shed light on something that is bullshit, or how satire works so for that I am "disappoint" in you.
the problem isn't readers not recognizing satire, the problem is that you suck at writing satire
17 is the number of times you used the word gay in this article... I hate glee as much as the next sensible guy, but this is over the top man, chill.
ReplyI'm amused that you were so busy with making q***r jokes that you left out a few gems in the making. Quinn, the Head Cheerleader on Glee, got knocked up. Yet you failed to mention anything about it. That's a waste of a whorish cheerleader joke. It was practically handed to you! Not to mention the lesbian gym teacher bit. Or even some off handed racial slur about Mercedes.
ReplyNo sir, you indeed just stuck to your one homophobic note of q***r bashing and left out an entire plethora of comedy gold and for that I am disappoint in you.
I suggest YOU pull the c**k out of your mouth so your jaw can hit the floor. Cause I just blew your f*****g mind you little closet case queen.
Right. But it would be totally cheap to spoof something that was practically MEANT to be satritized. Each of the plot points and characterizations the show uses are designed to be tired, overused highschool cliches amped up to eleven, heavily exaggerated and manufactured to be made fun of. And the show pretty much acknoweldges it. Parodying the elements of the show would be quite similar to making fun of "Airplane!" or "Blazing Saddles" -- pointless.
Mind not blown.
I like how people are now getting into the show and reading this. The articles satire points more towards a general reaction people had to me when telling them how great of a show Glee is/was (In my opinion they resolved too much drama in the first season so who knows how it will go now.) and how the comments you would get were "You're gay." So thats the point of view I took when writing it. If you read the article all the way through you would see I say Anyone who likes Glee is gay, and EVERYONE likes Glee therefor lumping myself in which means I called myself gay. It's called "satire" here you go: "Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon." The main reason I say anything about FOX hating equal rights (being a well known right wing news syndicate) and pushing gay rights through is because of people who are anti-gay. I voted against prop 8 in Cali when they were amending their constitution so it would say marriage is only between a man and a woman. I'm sure if you lived in California at the time you would have been dumb enough to vote "yes" on it thinking it was for equal rights when actually voting yes would be against it, because you seem dumb and un-informed. I mentioned the premature ejaculation part because people who watched the show would know it was a reference to the cheerleader getting pregnant without ruining the joke for people who have yet to see that scene, and that she supposedly got pregnant from someone cumming in a hot tub and not actual sex. Do you not also realize that you are further reinforcing the feeling of shame for gay people when you say that someone is a "closet case queen" and you're saying it in a negative fashion as if that is supposed to insult me. So obviously you're a hypocrite, where I used the term "gay" for satire to shed light on something, you used it to try and hurt someone...
You don't understand how to write in a specific voice to shed light on something that is bullshit, or how satire works so for that I am "disappoint" in you.
After reading this I'm not so sure that you're comfortable with your own sexuality.
ReplyIts called making jokes, we will be doing a lot of that on this site.
Agreed
yeah this is approximately 1000% better than the other Glee topic. Kudos to you good sir!
ReplyBut also 1000% inaccurate and non informative than it could have been.