Kniting. Grandma knitting in a rocking chair. Susan knitting socks for her unborn child. This girl knitting lingerie for tonight, when you will have se--WHAT, that's not what you think of when you think about knitting? Well, that's a shame.
We are going to assume that now you want to learn how to knit. Because you do.
First, get your ass to a craft store. Buy some needles. ( I reccomend size eight, bamboo ones.) Now buy yourself some nice yarn. Now get someone to teach you how to knit, so you can make yourself condoms or whatever.
You know who used to knit? FDR. Brad Pitt still does. Julia Roberts knits, too.