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When you think of "dangerous predators", most people think of things like tigers, wolves and rednecks; Not adorable little scamps known for their cute antics (otters), smelly cat wannabes (skunks) or cute little ferrets, but all of them are mustelids, and deep down inside, they are vicious predators related to animals that can kill Moose and Squirrel, they don't care which.
Yes, in the hands of a wolverine, both Rocky and Bullwinkle would not only get their asses kicked, but would wind up eaten or covered in mustelid shit to mark them and make them completely unpalatable to everything but a wolverine.