Jeff Goldblum

Despite his appearance in numerous independent films such as Jurassic Park, Independence Day, and The Fly, Mr. Goldblum is probably best remembered for his starring role in The Tall Guy.

Pictured: Not Jeff Goldblum

Pictured right, before hair and makeup.

Just The Facts

  1. He has legitimate acting chops, having studied under Sanford "Theater 101" Meisner.
  2. He was married to Geena Davis for three years. Each year, they co-starred in a movie. She left him to pursue a career in politics, eventually becoming the first female President.
  3. He's a certified Manther, having dated a much younger Catherine Wreford and currently shagging 21 year old Tania Raymonde, of Malcolm in the Middle fame.
  4. He can wiggle his ears independently, which is probably the reason he got the roles in The Fly and Earth Girls are Easy.

Cracked on Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum is among the ranks of the BAJM, or Bad Ass Jewish Men, which also includes, but is not limited to, Bill Goldberg, The Zohan, and Jesus. Recently, with a rash of celebrity deaths, it was rumored that Jeff Goldblum had died. It was later proven untrue, when people realized it was simply his career that was dead. We here at Cracked are crossing our fingers for the eventual release of Jurassic Park 4 or a Jeff Goldblum sex tape to revitalize his career.