Get Him to the Greek

Get Him to the Greek is a film that was released on June 4th 2010 as a spiritual sequel to 'Forgetting Sarah Marshal'

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Just The Facts

  1. In forgetting Sarah Marshal, Hill is an obsessed fan, in Greek, he is an obsessed fan that works for the record company.
  2. Russel Brand plays Aldous Snow, an out of control rock star that is trying to make a rebound to sucessful life.
  3. Brand is obviously a Wendigo, fattening Hill for a future meal.

Cracked on Get Him to the Greek

Jonah Hill plays the part of Aaron Green, a lackey to record company executive P.Diddy/Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puffy/Sean John/Schizo/Sean Combs/Sean "Diddy" Combs, who is given the mission to bring Aldous Snow (Russel Brand) to the Greek Theatre for a comeback show; after a failed "African Child" music video tanked and embarassed the artist years before. Soon after meeting up with Snow, the party begins with flashes of drunkeness, speedo smacking, and bathroom sex mixed with vomit. Yes, mixed. Snow remains the catalyst the entire movie for getting Aaron completely plastered, which is a perfect storm of amazing and fat, much like the KFC Double down.

Like this, but two hours long