Living In A Porno

Larry Flynt is pictured here.

Based on a 2010 study...

Just The Facts

  1. When interviewed, 100% of respondents to a survey I conducted on my friend Dave said they would live in the porn world if they had the choice.
  2. In the porn world, people are willing to have sex with just about anyone, anywhere, at any time, and for no reason.
  3. You probably have at least one tab of internet porn open right now.

The Pornography Industry

Frankly, arguing that males are known to enjoy pornography more than women is really about as controversial as a married couple having consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation in their own bed.

Yeah, that's some uncontroversial shit right there. Nice.

What Happens in Porn?

For the purposes of this article, we're not going to discuss the fringe-fantasy fetish porn that the vast majority of us have never even heard of, let alone experienced or had a part in creating.