Cookies...sugary, non-fat, chocolate chip, icing, there's so many kinds. But from the internet, we've found out why they're so great.
Cookies are filled with Fat and Sugar. FAT AND SUGAR MAKE YOU FATTTT! That's what was up with the girl-next-door before she got hella hot. She gorged on cookies and got fat. Now when she edits Cracked.com she chooses celery sticks and low-fat smoothies. Now she is hot. NO THANKS TO THOSE DAMN COOKIES! COOKIES PROMOTE BAD BODY IMAGE! LIKE THIS!