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Cookies are filled with Fat and Sugar. FAT AND SUGAR MAKE YOU FATTTT! That's what was up with the girl-next-door before she got hella hot. She gorged on cookies and got fat. Now when she edits Cracked.com she chooses celery sticks and low-fat smoothies. Now she is hot. NO THANKS TO THOSE DAMN COOKIES! COOKIES PROMOTE BAD BODY IMAGE! LIKE THIS!