He remembers it so you don't have to...
Of all the characters in thatguywiththeglasses.com, the Nostalgia Critic is by far the most popular. A lot of the movies were well liked by kids in the 80s and 90s and watching them retrospectively will make you realize that they are horrible abominations that will make you wish you had your eyes stabbed out in some bizarre pirate accident.
Arrrr, blessed be the day when I lost me eyes. Now I be saved from suffering a fate worse than Davy Jones' locker, The Neverending Story 2.
Our hearts have all bled every time we find a treasured childhood movie sold in Wal-Mart's $5 DVD bin. We run home to relive the magic feeling like our younger selves:
Yeah!!! 3 Ninjas!!! Massive kickassery will ensue!! Free exclamation marks for all!!!!!!!!
What was I thinking as a child??? This movie sucks harder than a Jenna Jameson cyborg made out of Hoover parts...
Throughout all the episodes of Nostalgia Critic, there have been moments where massive hilarity has ensued. The horrible sick abomination that is the Street Fighter movie may have made people want to defenestrate themselves into a pit of spikes a la Mortal Kombat, but thanks to the Nostalgia Critic we have:
Then there was the God awful Suburban Commando in which the NC made a meme out of Christopher Lloyd's most pathetically idiotic line ever:
When The Nostalgia Critic was joined by The Nostalgia Chick to review the wonderful festering eye boil known as All Dogs Go to Heaven or All Viewers Go To Helltm, they coined useless moments that unnecessarily elongate movies: