Everybody loves a superhero. Well almost everybody. I don't, why? I dunno.. So I want you to close your eyes, I mean open your eyes, and imagine your favorite super hero and think of something that will make them ordinarily frail human beings.
1. Super Heroes always wear their underwears outside their spandex outfits.. What for? It just looks gay..
2. Super Heroes always have a blanket on their backs.. What for? Used for quickie emergencies..
3. Super Heroes always have colorful costumes.. What for? Uhhm I dunno, for a party?..
I wrote this article because I have nothing much better to do. Incurring the wrath of vengeful superheroes is not to be incurred. Whatever, I just want to write something..