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The bright, funky feel of early hip-hop was abandoned when rappers watched Twilight and saw girls like moody dudes, so they went and dark and gangsta-ey.
Twilight is a recurring theme of rap music, with Nas going as far as to want Jacob as his leader on the song Black President.
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