Final Fantasy Seven (or VII if you wanna be a douche about it), is a game that was released in 1997 by Square Enix for the Sony Playstation.
Just The Facts
- Final Fantasy VII was released in 1997 for the Sony Playstation.
- This topic page is clearly in progress. It'll only take a couple days, I promise. It's a long ass game.
Cloud Stryfe -
Yuffie Kisaragi - Yuffie is the obligatory scantily clad, overly energized teen that is present in most creations from Japan. Her weapons are usually Shurikens, because she is a ninja like that. Although one of them was also a Pinwheel
, but hey - she was 15.
The real bitch about Yuffie is that you actually kind of have to earn her. There are 8 possible small forests to get the random encounter, once you find one go ahead and walk in circles repeatedly until she happens to come up as an enemy (if you play FF games or any random encounter battle RPGs you know the drill). Once she decides to stop fucking with you and go all "Mystery Ninja" on your shit, you fight the battle until she's KO'd (Unless you lose. At which point you just lost to a little girl that isn't even sentient, jerk. Start over). No, she doesn't just give in to your battle prowess and offer her services.
That would be too easy. You enter an area with Yuffie lying on the ground and a 'save' crystal in it, and not much else. If you try to use the save crystal, you lose Yuffie (for now) and she steals some shit from you. For real. If you don't, you then speak to Yuffie and have to say the right thing five times before she will offer to join your team. If you get it wrong once, it's back to step one (forest wandering for the random encounter).