art school

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Average art school student.

Average art school graduate.

Just The Facts

  1. Art school is normal school, but without the learning.
  2. Most art school students end up as waiters or cleaners.
  3. This leaves them bitter, angry and confused.
  4. That's why waiters are bastards.

The average art school student.

The average art school student is someone who, having been rubbish at other subjects in school, decides to pursue an artists lifestyle.

When entering the art school these people are happy-go-lucky, idealistic hopefulls who are convinced that they will find a place were they are accepted and their edgy style will finally be understood.

They will all be behind a bar in three years.

They will all be behind a bar in three years.

Unfortunately, most of them find that people still find people think there art is meaningless shit.

Ultimate success.

Some of them. however, do reach that ultimate goal. After spending the requisite few years living off their trust fund, they are finally 'Discovered'

This totally has a deeper meaning, and is worthy of discovery. Dude.

This totally has a deeper meaning, and is worthy of discovery. Dude.

These people go on to be famous artists, and win awards. They succeed in having the ultimate lifestyle, living soley on cofee and pot before they die young enough that they're still cool. But not so young that it's really sad.

Around this point. But happier.

Around this point. But happier.

Basically, they can declare victory over life.

Moderate success.

Some people don't get 'discovered,' but do end up working fairly successfully as graphic designers or people in marketing companies.

A successful artist paints a marketing executive, identifiable by the distinctive 'Mid-life crisis ponytail'

A successful artist paints a marketing executive, identifiable by the distinctive 'Mid-life crisis ponytail'

These people may not be life's ultimate winners, but they do ok.

Absolute failure.

These people are the ones who think their art is just 'too deep' or 'edgy' for people to understand. They usually think this from behind a bar.

Usual habitat of art school graduates.

Usual habitat of art school graduates.

Sadly for them, but luckily for the world of comedy stereotypes, these people are the most frequently found.