D12
D12 was the background noise in your Eminem music. You know those instruments you keep hearing over his complaining? Yeah, that's them.
Just The Facts
- Eminem has a real name: Marshall Mathers, hence M&M. He also calls himself slim shady, and for some reason, B-rabbit. What's that about? Not enough names, Marshall?
- D12 consists completely of black guys. Except for one skinny white boy whom they raised as their own.
- D12 have also been reffered to as "dirty dozen," and "D-twizzy." Jesus. WHY SO MANY NAMES?!
Eminem
This article will try to relate to real life as much as possible by putting Marshall before his band. Oh, and I'm calling you Marshall, not Eminem, not slim shady, not B-Rabbit, Marshall, OK?!
So, you hear eminem songs, like "Cleaning out my closet" and "Mockingbird" and you see that Marshall is just a poor soul, who makes serious songs about his life. So you listen to some more songs. Suddenly, you see a hand puppet with a poorly faked accent, and it's then that you realize... Marshall is batshit crazy.
He was also in some other crappy bands, but nobody cares about that. I think music is all he's done with his life, ever... Because you just can't picture Marshall behind a desk at a building.
D12, all six of them.
That's right. There are six members in the dirty dozen (including Marshall). DOZEN. I would have thought you'd at least know how to count after growing up on the streets.
The members' real names are: Rufus Johnson, Ondre Moore, Deshaun Holton, Von Carlisle, and Denaun Porter... Of course, when they realized how gay their names were, they changed them to:
Peter S. Bizarre, Swift, Proof, Kuniva, and Kon Artis.
In August, 2004, they all went to Hollywood to film a movie called "Devil's night." All of them except Marshall. You might think it's because he already made a movie about his past life, and named it after one of his songs (8 Mile). But no. Devil's night is a scary movie. So... Good luck with that?
Deshaun/ Proof died in April, 2006.
That's what you get for going to Hollywood without me
And now, I leave you with some pictures of Marshall.....
Pictures
That's all for today about Marshall Mathers, Rufus Johnson, The Dirty Dozen, Slim Shady, Ondre Moore, Peter S Bizzare, Von Carlisle, Proof, Swift,D-Twizzy, Deshaun Holton,B-Rabbit, Denaun Porter,Kuniva, Eminem, Kon Artis, and all the other alter egos of D12.
Rabbit was his nickname. Well if never had any good friends who gave you nicknames its not slims fault, is it?
ReplyB rabbit isn't a name, it's a character played by Eminem in the movie 8 mile.
ReplyPeter S Bizzare is the alter ego to Bizzare.
You forgot Bugz who also died.
You forgot Proof's replacement, Fuzz Scoota.
Their is no movie called Devil's night.
they call themselves d12 because just like eminem's slim shady, they have alter egos.u already know these alter egos but apparently u didnt bother to get your facts straight in favor of being ignorantly funny.it didn't work."I would have thought you'd at least know how to count after growing up on the streets." really?really? get your facts straight before talkin bs
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