Creed
Creed is a popular hard rock band from Tallahassee, Florida. Creed is really only famous for two things: being terrible, and loving Jesus.
Just The Facts
- Scott Stapp will be a unanimous first ballot Hall-of-Famer to the Douchebag Hall of Fame.
- There are unconfirmed rumors that Jesus loves everyone except Scott Stapp.
- Scott Stapp once challenged Fred Durst to a bare-knuckle boxing match. In what will go down in history as the unlikeliest event ever, America finally sided with Fred Durst.
With Arms Wide Open...
Please consider the following three things:
- Creed has sold over 35 million albums worldwide.
- Creed has won a Grammy.
- Creed has had an album debut at number one on the Billboard 200 chart.
Now imagine all of the bands that you like that haven't had any of those things, let alone all three. Let that soak in. And really think about those 35 million albums. Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, and Johnny Cash have all sold around 50 million albums each. And Americans wonder why Europeans look down on us.
Scott Stapp. Not pictured: Europeans laughing their bleached asses off.
Think of all of your friends. Do any of them like Creed? If so, pick up your phone. Delete their number. Walk away. You'll thank us later.
The Jesus Stuff
Creed was notorious for
Hes saying that incredible miestone of rock bands like those are so much better than Creed, yet creed has managed to sell so many albums.
Reply"Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam, and Johnny Cash have all sold around 50 million albums each."
Reply...I don't get it. Are you insulting them (if so, you have really s****y taste)? Are you praising them (if so, last time I checked, 50 was more than 35, so why are you bringing it up, then saying Europeans look down on Americans?)?