Some people believe Bras are pure evil, hiding the wonderful world of boobies just out of our sight. These people would be people like YOU. No, not you i'm sorry, i meant that loser BEHIND you. (no seriously don't look, it's you)
Bras are important you know.
You dont know?
well then you must be
a complete moron uneducated in the way of the bra.
countless several (three) years of studying the female species, i have acquired vast knowledge of said bra and will now share that knowledge with you.
BRAS HIDE BOOBS
This is unfortunate, but they also help them retain their pretty shape, and most every female you've stared at with amazing breasts was probably wearing one. I would tell you to do a google search on NO BRA but i think you get the idea OH MY GOD THE SAGGING of how bras work to retain the spheric shape that boobs are famous for, Hell even Lady liberty needs a bra
There are many kinda of bras including Sports bras (pure bounce reducing evil) regular bras, Push up bras for that extra lift, strapless bras for strapless dresses, and then there are awesome bras.
Here we will go over some of the basic functions of the bra
1. Retaining shape - this is important, unless you want your boobs looking like they're not very happy, This keeps boobies perky and round
2. Supporting weight - Boobs have mass, and force = mass x acceleration therfore boobs bounce, its science. however due to this bouncing, this can cause stress on the females back, causing pain, the strapped variety of bra supports the weight of the boobs, reducing bouncing *tear* and weight strain on the
3. Annoying men - Bras have these hooklike structures in the back, keeping the bra together or something, as undoing these seems to be a primal instinct in women, for some men it becomes a struggle possibly ending in dismemberment or death. Some are worse than that...
Now with BACON
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The BEER BRA!
They hold your fish too!
You made it to the bottom of this article, Probably not because you read everything, but because your thirst for boobs was too great and you scrolled though this article at lightning speed trying to absorb all the images you can in a matter of seconds, Funny thing is i included a timer below that will tell you about how long it took you to scoll down to it:
YOUR TIME: Approximately 5 seconds