Cracked needs you to work in its kitty factory!
Cracked is a land of kittens. However, we still need your help in writing funny jokes for the kittens to laugh at. Do it for the people! For the children! For the preservation of the press! For free money!
Yes, free money.
Do you have what it takes to be a Cracked writer? Probably. Unless your name is Steve. Fuck that guy.