Writing For Cracked

Cracked needs you to work in its kitty factory!

Our primitive yet comfortable means of transportation.

NOT the Cracked bathroom.

Just The Facts

  1. Very few rules as a writer (seriously, you can't triple stamp a double stamp).
  2. Must have a passion for writing! (or just a vague tingling sensation).
  3. Dick jokes are necessary unless your "above" that (your not).

Why write for Cracked?

Cracked is a land of kittens. However, we still need your help in writing funny jokes for the kittens to laugh at. Do it for the people! For the children! For the preservation of the press! For free money!

Yes, free money.

Do you have what it takes to be a Cracked writer? Probably. Unless your name is Steve. Fuck that guy.