Audie L. Murphy

Audie Murphy was born in a small rural area of Texas(all of it then) in 1926 . he was the most decorated soldier of WWII the bloodiest war in history,he received every medal for valor from the us (doubles on a few.)and some from other Country.... =)

standing at 5'5  and 145 lbs he could kill with looks alone.

Just The Facts

  1. He was better then you are or ever will be and was extremly modest about that.
  2. he made your granny wet.
  3. he was born in a small Texas town one reason hes bad ass.
  4. he was the most decorated combat veteran in us history and a movie star . what are you? oh you collect pokemon cards.
  5. you having that charizard holo-card means nothing compared to a around 900 kills.
  6. each of his testicles was this (-------------------------------------------------) wide.

Audie murphy's early life,

Audie Leon Murphy was born in the early 1920s near Celeste, Texas. He was the 6th of 12 kids; he grew up raising them for a large part of their life on account of his asshole dad who left them near age 10(dick) saying "he can't take it anymore" he was jealous that his 10 year old son was more awesome then him so he just left, crying and pissing his pants. He grew up working on any farm that would hire him. He also hunted small game such as squirrels, rabbit, babies (wait not babies). He grew up threw a hard life. At the age of 16 when most of us are furiously masturbating to female classmates facebooks photos (don't fucking lie) his mother passed away of a long term illness. God please give these kids a break but nope. god being pissed at Audie for being a better shot then him made him put the remaining sibling in foster care in agreement with their aunt. Who is presumably evil and pinched their cheeks. The then basically homeless and underage (age 16) Murphy decided to join the military. He had his sister forge a birth certificate for him. This somehow worked, Figuring the Marines were the toughest of the bunch (they are) he attempted to join them. Anyone with knowledge on him would think he was would be accepted. He was denied for being to small. He then tried the paratroopers figuring "hey jumping out of a plane in a warzone sounds like a nice task for my awesomeness." So after horribly not allowed to jump out of planes because he lacked being built like a tank he joined the resentfully joined the army. He didn't want to because the commonness of it. He got shipped off to basic! During a drill he passed out because fainting is for girls, goats, and queers.(cracked readers should get the reference.) the drill instructor tried to have him transferred to cooking school ,audie wanting to kill stuff starred him down and he got scarred so he let audie stay.

Audies Army Adventure.

Once he arrived in Africa he faced very little action for a while. (Strange considering WWII had near 65,000,000 casualties). He was assigned to the 3rd infantry regiment. Some of his notable platoon members. Are Abraham "horse face" Johnson (KIA-killed in action) little mike (I forgot his last name) (KIA) Brandon (KIA) among others he all saw them die and didn't cry and shit himself like most of you would. He served for around 30 months. During that time He went through a very harsh winter for all of you that means out of hot coco. For him it meant he would be stuck in a small hole with other people called a "foxhole" this sucked ass. Imagine being in your closet, except its near freezing it's made of mud; and thousands of Germans are shooting at you with artillery and machine guns. Anyways this being nothing but a annoyance to audie he stayed there for four months. You have stayed home without leaving that long but you have a heater and a damn computer. Did I mention he had malaria? Oh ya the 5'7 145 pound 17 year old often suffered from malarial attacks during war, in the cold. After 5 months of being ball cracking cold it finally got warm as weather tends to do. The 3rd infantry regiment along with some other units set up defenses against those people with the weird porn. As they gained more strength they starting launching attacks, many resulted in thousands of deaths you see the Germans were dug in for a defense and very dug in like the memory of accidently seeing those s schizer films. They launched attack after attack and finally broke down the iron wall of asshole Germans. They rapidly gained more ground killing many people in battles I imagine are pants shiting inducing scary but also awesome! (I wonder if they were going commando wait no I don't). After conquering some stuff I forgot if that's what they did I'm not sure. The company went to see the beautiful majestic city of Rome, not on vacation mind you but to kill people lots and lots of people. After taking Rome (wow isn't that supposed to be hard it only took them one sentence of a cracked article. Huh?) Well after that they went to France where Audie's most famed exploit occurred.

Audie hits France.

Well, as soon as old Audie Murphy arrived in France they surrendered; forgetting they were on the same side. During this time Murphy earned many Awards for valor and such, killing many people along the way. His most famous valor filled stent in war was in howltitzer, France. He jumped on a burning m-10 tank destroyer and held off several hundred infantry men and 6 tanks while his company receded to the woods he ordered artillery strikes by phone while doing this here is his medal of honor citation:

General Orders No. 65 WAR DEPARTMENT Washington 25, D.C., 9 August 1945

Section MEDAL OF HONOR - Award . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 * * * * * *
I. MEDAL OF HONOR. - By direction of the President, under the provisions of the act of Congress approved 9 July 1918 (WD Bul. 43, 1918), a Medal of Honor for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of life above and beyond the call of duty was awarded by the War Department in the name of Congress to the following-named officer:

Second Lieutenant Audie L. Murphy, 01692509, 15th Infantry, Army of the United States, on 26 January 1945, near Holtzwihr, France, commanded Company B, which was attacked by six tanks and waves of infantry. Lieutenant Murphy ordered his men to withdraw to a prepared position in a woods while he remained forward at his command post and continued to give fire directions to the artillery by telephone. Behind him to his right one of our tank destroyers received a direct hit and began to burn. Its crew withdrew to the woods. Lieutenant Murphy continued to direct artillery fire which killed large numbers of the advancing enemy infantry. With the enemy tanks abreast of his position, Lieutenant Murphy climbed on the burning tank destroyer which was in danger of blowing up any instant and employed its .50 caliber machine gun against the enemy. He was alone and exposed to the German fire from three sides, but his deadly fire killed dozens of Germans and caused their infantry attack to waver. The enemy tanks, losing infantry support, began to fall back. For an hour the Germans tried every available weapon to eliminate Lieutenant Murphy, but he continued to hold his position and wiped out a squad which was trying to creep up unnoticed on his right flank. Germans reached as close as 10 yards only to be mowed down by his fire. He received a leg wound but ignored it and continued the single-handed fight until his ammunition was exhausted. He then made his way to his company, refused medical attention, and organized the company in a counterattack which forced the Germans to withdraw. His directing of artillery fire wiped out many of the enemy; he personally killed or wounded about 50. Lieutenant Murphy's indomitable courage and his refusal to give an inch of ground saved his company from possible encirclement and destruction and enabled it to hold the woods which had been the enemy's objective.
BY ORDER OF THE SECRETARY OF WAR:

OFFICIAL:

G.C. MARSHALL

EDWARD F. WITSELL

Chief of Staff

Major General

Acting The Adjutant General

Audie murphy after WWII

eventually audie got annoyed of fighting so he ended the world war by saying to everyone at the U.N and I quote " fucking quit you shit or I will start a war with your face and the butt of my gun." they agreed it needed to stop and they dropped a nuke just to look tough.

After the war he decided to write up his experiences into a book titled "To Hell and Back." It was not very successful.(compared the bible) the book was a best seller and was made into a movie with the same title staring Audie Murphy as well Audie Murphy. Who else better to play the part? The movie was the bestseller of all time for 30 years or so until jaws. Several movies about him and his regiment were published among many, many biographies. As his life went on he stared in many movies mostly westerns 44 to be exact and was a successful country singer. He married Wanda Hendrix, they divorced soon and he married some other chick later and they only parted at his death. But before his death he struggled with PSTD (post traumatic stress disorder).it got so bad that at a dinner party he stood up and walked out and later told his wife:" he saw a dead German and his brains were coming out. This is something I'm not going to make a joke about. He also suffered from depression and anxiety he became addicted to sleeping pills he locked himself in a hotel and quit cold turkey like a badass would. He had financial problems and was forced to declare bankruptcy. How fucked is it that a war hero has to go through so much shit his entire life. From childhood to his death in a plane crash in Virginia in 1971 he went through more hardships then your feeble minds comprehend.

The greatest man of the time.

in conclusion a kid with malari served in the worst war of human history,earned literally every award they could give him. and also was a movie and music star. by the way he made your grannys pussy whistle. he was not only great but modest about this he always said he didnt like all the attention and the dead deserved it more. R.I.P. Audie Leon Murphy Major in the united states army died 1971. gone but not forgotten

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