premature ejaculation

Premature Ejaculation. It can and does strike at the worst of times. Kind of like cancer, but not nearly as funny. &&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAgent.indexOf('MSIE')

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Just The Facts

  1. Premature ejaculation is a condition in which a man ejaculates earlier than he or his partner would like him to.
  2. Premature ejaculation is also known as rapid ejaculation.
  3. Rapid ejaculation sounds like a really bad ass superpower.

Cracked on Premature Ejaculation

Premature ejaculation is a surefire way to piss your wife/girlfriend off. Premature ejaculation has plagued humanity ever since God created Eve. 40% of men suffer from premature ejaculation, 75% have experienced it before, and 100% of men that say they never have are fucking liars. There are several cures out there for this annoying problem from pills to hypnosis:

Just remember

Thinking about baseball is not a cure. This only makes you really, really gay. The only known cure that works 100% of the time is to masturbate furiously for several hours before attempting intercourse.