bras

Boobies, tits, breasts, bazookas, knockers, melons, funbags, are just a few names for the two of the things that men think about most. The bra is what makes good boobs into great boobs and even terrible boobs into good boobs.

And at the end of the day, saggy boobs are not cool.

The Perkiness of breasts increases the likeliness to get noticed.

See the bra can even add a couple cup sizes.

Just The Facts

  1. A brassiere is an article of clothing that shields boobs from prying eyes
  2. A bra is also damn near impossible to remove, unless you say abracadabra
  3. No matter how hard you try, you can't wish them off.
  4. Boobies make us smile!

The History and Invention of the Bra

The modern brassiere began life at the beginning of the 20th century, when French designer patented a therepeautic undergarment for "Breast hypertrophy" also known as big boobs syndrome. Funny how out of all people the French are offended by big boobs. Who doesn't like big boobs?!

The Bra in Today's Society

The use of the bra has grown exponentially since its creation. Many women from many different cultures now use the bra on a daily basis, except those women from some African country that get to show bare chest on cable television on discovery channel without having to censor that. I mean how lucky are we in today's society that we get to see that?

The bra has made its way into everyday life and it doesn't look like it is stopping anytime soon. With commercials showing women in bras and Victoria's Secret having hour long annual specials on television sporting their newest and fanciest bras. Most men will agree that bras are extremely great. They help add a little tease while creating that hyponastic cleavage that men could stare at for hours. They seem just so hard to take off in the heat of the moment. If we can put people into space we should be able to make bras much easier to take off. In space though bras would be completely unnecessary ;) . Until that happens NASA should be focusing on a brassiere that is functional, sexy, and easy to remove.