Old people are a plague upon our society. For some reason, the disease of being old is both uncurable and unable to be vaccinated against. It's as if people have to be old.
Let's start with one thing: Old people rock. I know, I know: WTF??? Let me explain. These people have worked all their lives, and saved money like crazy. (case in point, my aunt Tinnie) If you need money, ask the elderly and you shall recieve. Also, candy. They've always got candy. Now, the quality of said candy varies from person to person. Also, they can't hear anything, so you can say whatever you want at a conversational tone.
Let's begin with: Old people suck. For real. They can't hear for shit, so you have to yell everything at them. And don't even start about the 'fiber foods' and prune juice. Second, they're either annoyingly nice or infuriating bastards. They can't drive, they hate your music, whatever it is, and they usually smell. I rest my case.