Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis: The Hero You Actually Have Half A Chance Of Being.

Just The Facts

  1. Bruce Willis made a career of getting generally fucked up for four movies.
  2. He's basically the Anti-Bond of heroes.
  3. According to Samuel L. Jackson, he's unbreakable.

The Innovator of Action

Bruce Willis is directly responsible for the creation of a whole subgenre of action film. Think about it; name three movies from the 90s that ripped of Die Hard?




But nothing ever matches the master's work. Not even Samuel L. Jackson shooting snakes.

He does much better when he's raining down vengence upon thee.