Battlefield Bad Company 2

Battlefield Bad Company 2: Rampage is a video game about blowing shit up. Is there a need to know more?

A breakdown of what exactly will be going on in your BC2 ventures.

An accurate representation of what you'll be seeing on your Kill Camera for the most part.

Just The Facts

  1. This is a game about destruction. That is all.
  2. Dust will be covering your screen 95% of the time.
  3. Seriously, you'd be better off playing with a blindfold on.

The Game

In Bad Company 2, the player spends most of their time trying to destroy the fuck out of anything in their path. Sometimes, they'll nab things called "kills" and get "experience" but that's only once in a blue moon. If you enjoyed playing Crysis, you'll probably enjoy this. Seriously, it's exactly the fucking same except replacing the aliens with angry Russians.

Vladmir Putin.
Ah, who are we kidding, aren't they the same anyways?

One thing you'll notice when playing is that driving becomes a real bitch as the map slowly crumbles to pieces. You'll find all sorts of obstacles in your way like smaller vehicles, larger vehicles, debris, and light posts, which are, for some reason, invincible.

Lamp Post
Driver's worst nightmare.

The gameplay isn't all bad. You get to use guns, which is pretty fun. Except for the fact that it takes upwards of 4 clips to kill any one of your opponents. Really, you'd be better off throwing bottles of vodka at your target, it'd be much more effective.

The Squad

Marlowe

Preston Marlowe

Preston Marlowe is the frontman of the squad. You play as him for all but one mission of the game, and you'll quickly find out that he's a whiny douchewad. His reason for transfer to B-Company is that he took a helicopter for a joy ride and landed it on one of his superior's limo. You can also tell that he's really smart. For some reason, at all times that you're flying a helicopter in the game, you seem to be an expert, which doesn't explain how he managed to crush a fucking car.

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