Rupert Murdoch

The head of a multinational media empire that takes "telling morons what to think" to a whole new level. And likely to sue our asses off for this.

The face of evil

Just The Facts

  1. His first name is actually Keith. Rupert sounds much less dangerous.
  2. He runs News International - the owner of Fox News
  3. He is a firm believer or the creed "the owner sets the tone, not the editor"

Biographical Shit

Born 1931 in the hellhole known as Australia, he parleyed the ownership of a single Adelaide newspaper into a world spanning media empire.

Married three times, with his current wife under half his age, and has 6 children. 3 of his children have been heavily involved in running the family empire, although Lachan Murdoch is under a cloud recently, having taken the fall for a scandal involving the New York Post. The two youngest - aged 9 and 7 - are currently acting as the editorial review board of The Sun.

The Empire