Doing things half-assed takes less effort then most people realize. Half-Assery is an art form of doing things half-assed. This topic included.
LOL! Get it! A mule is both half-donkey and half-horse. Therefore riding it would be half-ASSed! ROFL!
Now that we got that half-assed garbage out of the way. Let's explore half-assery. To save time, cut costs, and minimize effort, we Googled half-assery. All we got were some losers' boring blogs. We could post it, but it would be pointless because the word is buried deep in someone's aimless ramblings of lonely souls. Whatever.
(Ass half out) Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Cue up Urban Dictionary, the trusted source of American slang. Here we go....half-assery.... Yahtzee! Now we're cooking with propane!
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The act of viewing someone else's half-assmanship and finding oneself so moved to comment upon the splendidness of the half-assmanship that one must utter an exclamation.
Employee: Holy shit! Would you look at that half-assery! That's dedication!
Uganda2 is our hero of the day. He probably teaches English at Oxford. That would definitely make him a reputable source.
Ok, we should probably put some examples here. Except our seven days are about up. We've wasted a lot of time sleeping, drinking beer, cruising the internets, and playing donkey kong. Soooooo maybe another day. We gotta quick find some links here. Help anyone? If not, all that hard work we didn't really do will be for naught.
5 weeeks later.....
Bud Light tastes like dog piss. Budweiser wasn't concerned with taste when they first developed it, they just wanted to make a watered down light beer. Using a dog instead of an actor to sell, is half-assed. Why pay a human actor when you can use a dog and pay him in Kibbles and Bits.
This tattoo is just a butt hair above suck ass. The tattoo "artist" who did this just muttered "fuck it, this sucks." Then he just got up and walked out, never to return.
Grrr... Only a 5 year old could do better.....
The pictures above are balls out full-assery. We just wanted to show you the amazing things that can happen with effort and skill. It's an illusion with three women in body paint.
Check out these burglars masks. Made out of permanent marker. Read about it in the link below.