Domino's Pizza

Domino's Pizza is a chain of pizza restaurants that is sort of like the asshole little brother of Pizza Hut. It's good, but not great.

A battle that was lost long ago.

Dominoes is also known for scarring the youth.

Avoid the GOD DAMNED NOID!... or kill it, whatever.

Just The Facts

  1. Domino's is a chain of pizza resteraunt's that was started up shortly after pizza hut.
  2. They recently did a study and found out that *gasp!* people thought their pizza sucked.
  3. Taught a generation the importance of avoiding the Noid. He's just bad peoples.

Who doesn't like Pizza? I'll cut you!!!

Domino's was founded in 1960 by brothers Tom and James Monaghan from a small pizza store called Dominicks, located in Ypsilanti, Michigan. After eight months in business, James traded Tom his half of the business for a used VW Beetle.... what a freaking dumbass!

By 1978 Domino's had opened its 200th store, and James was probably sitting in his crappy little bug feeling like some kind of douche. In 1998 , Tom sold 93% of the company for about a whopping 1 billion dollars. Today Domino's has over 8000 locations internationally, while James had to eat his Beetle.

The Pizza Trials

Dominoes recent advertising campaign involved finding people that said they're pies tasted like shit, and roughing 'em up a bit on camera. Just kidding, they tweaked the recipe a bit and let people who had in the past stated their dislike for the pizza try it. I must admit though, I've tried it a few times and its pretty freaking good. They brush, like, melted garlic butter on the crust and the sauce is pretty zesty now. If you haven't been a fan of Domino's before, you should really consider giving their new recipe a try. If you still don't like it, then fuck you.