Manscaping

The practice of removing, trimming, or shaping the hair present on the male body for aesthetic or hygienic appeal.

Just The Facts

  1. It's not just for bodybuilders and twinks
  2. A good portion of chicks dig it
  3. Face it - hair is icky

Cracked on Manscaping

If you're a man worth the hair on your ass, you have body hair in one form or another -while the amount may vary, one of the established characteristics of manhood includes the presence of at least a few patches of thick hair on a number of body parts.

So why remove it? Because it's not the 80s anymore, dude. And while a liberal covering of fur on your pecs might have been cool then, it's the fastest way to get mistaken for an urban Sasquatch today.

You don't necessarily have to be a hairy guy to adopt the practice of Manscaping. If you have a nut sack and a safety razor you are just a few strokes away from joining the club.

"At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."