Manscaping

The practice of removing, trimming, or shaping the hair present on the male body for aesthetic or hygienic appeal. &&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.userAgent.indexOf('MSIE') !

Just The Facts

  1. It's not just for bodybuilders and twinks
  2. A good portion of chicks dig it
  3. Face it - hair is icky

Cracked on Manscaping

If you're a man worth the hair on your ass, you have body hair in one form or another -while the amount may vary, one of the established characteristics of manhood includes the presence of at least a few patches of thick hair on a number of body parts.

So why remove it? Because it's not the 80s anymore, dude. And while a liberal covering of fur on your pecs might have been cool then, it's the fastest way to get mistaken for an urban Sasquatch today.

You don't necessarily have to be a hairy guy to adopt the practice of Manscaping. If you have a nut sack and a safety razor you are just a few strokes away from joining the club.

"At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."