

Note: This is a picture of two seperate bats.
There are two types of bats: Macrobats and Microbats. Some microbats are bigger than some macrobats, but the macrobats don't mind. Macrobats have good eyesight, are active during the day and eat fruit. Microbats use echolocation, are nocturnal, and often eat insects or drink blood.
Both types of bats can have extremely large ears. For hundreds of years science has been puzzled by the large ears on bats, and has only recently come up with the reason why. It is believed that at any given moment in time, someone somewhere is listening to Bauhaus. Bats evolved large ears to ensure that wherever they are, they will be able to hear it.

No other animal has captured the imagination of mankind the way bats have. None.
Bats are one of the most varied animals in the animal kingdom, with about 1,100 different species. That's about twenty percent of all of the different mammal species on Earth. Why do they have so many different species? No one knows.
Female bats have offspring on their terms. They store their mate's semen inside their womb until they feel it's time to have a child, at which point they add the semen to the egg. This may involve some kind of dance, or it may not.
Bats usually only have one child per pregnancy, since they are the only animal that has to be able to fly while pregnant. The end result looks like this:

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Fruit Bats live in the trees in my parents' backyard. Hideous flying poo machines is one colloquialism the people of Ipswich and western suburbs of Brisbane have for the beasts. They are, in fact an industrial pest here. http://www.news.com.au/.../...9110-3102,00.html
Observe newspaper article.
Clicky inspired me to make a page of my own. It even features a bat. In fact, I'm going to start calling Clicky "the bat-man" from now on. It will be funny the first three times I do it, then it will just become tiresome.
Have I mentioned that this is a wonderful page? Because I just reread it, and it is even more wonderful than I remembered. Thank you, Clicky, for telling the world about bats!