People

Perhaps the most vague topic on Cracked behind 'Things,' 'Stuff,' and 'Movies that one guy was in.' And if you came here hoping for People Magazine info, leave now, as I hate you.

The front part of  women people - or 'women' for slang.

Just The Facts

  1. You should already know what people are.
  2. How do you not know what people are?
  3. You are an alien/robot.

How to use the word 'People'

  • When describing a specific group of persons. Example: Look at those fat people dancing!
  • When describing the entire body of persons who make up a community by ways of shared or common culture. Example: The American people bring joy to others when they dance, due to the obesity.
  • When describing the followers of a ruler or leader. Example: The king and his people voted 300 to 1 against another fat person dancing joke.


"That will be enough. Alright, one more, but then I seriously gotta do this speech."

How NOT to use the word 'People'

  • When placed after the word you, in the presence of African Americans.

"Umm, uh..I was..uh..referring to one of these. The 'u' people."

Actual U person.