War and Peace is notorious for being long and boring, as well as being written by a sadist.
TOLSTOY WAS EVIL AND
HE WANTS OUR SOULS!
How do you not see it?
This book has too many pages. You think that it'd be shorter, seeing how it's all about these guys:
Oh, SURE. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were defending their home from this guy:
I'm quaking, are you quaking?
But somehow, the book last 1378 pages!
Look what you've done, Tolstoy
Naturally, this book is far too long and boring for children/teenagers/adults/senior citizens/those who wish to keep their sanity intact.
BRAGGING RIGHTS! Yes. I read it so I could brag to my friends that I read it. Of course, no one was really impressed.
And I didn't even get extra bonus credit. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? (Yes.)