Goldman Sachs

Goldman Sachs are a bunch of assholes.


Just The Facts

  1. They're assholes
  2. They steal your money
  3. They don't give a fuck what you think about it.

Goldnut Sachs

Seriously, they're fucking assholes. They've artificially created countless bubbles since the dawn of fucking time. And have a revolving door with the US government. Such dicks. Pay huge amounts to executives. Sell shit to you and then turn around and bet that that shit will fail, because they know it will. Bet that entire countries will default on their loans, after they made money on covering up how shitty the finances of said country actually were...for years. And when all aforementioned dickishness fails to put them in the positive at the end of the year, they take your tax money to bail themselves out, cuz their former CEO is the fucking treasury secretary. And countless others are in other high positions of government. Fucking assholes. Satan.

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