Angelina Jolie

Gorgeous, talented, humanitarian and mother to her ever-growing flock of kids - which makes us think she may be part Calico. Both males and females are in love with her amazing body, exotic eyes and trademark plump pout.

EEEKK!! No! Angelina Jolie, not  Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein!

There we go...

Just The Facts

  1. She is the daughter of actor Jon Voight and actress Marcheline Bertrand and is French, Iroquois, Czech and English.
  2. Movie Star, Humanitarian, and other half to the sexiest man in the world, Brad Pitt
  3. Self-proclaimed addict of everything from drugs to sex, and now it seems she's selected children as her drug of choice
  4. Oscar winning actress who has won Golden Globe Awards and Emmy nominations, an Academy Award along with a SAG Award

The Hot Odd Ball

Angelina Jolie started out as a model in London, New York and LA when she was a teen. She also appeared as leads in music videos by Meat Loaf and Lenny Kravitz. Her film career started out with Hackers (1995), Gia (1998), and The Bone Collector (1999). She even won an Oscar in 1999 for her role as a sociopath in Girl, Interrupted.

I guess playing cuckoo pays off, right Jack Nicholson?

But it was her starring role in 2001's Lara Croft : Tomb Raider that put her on everybody's radar. This probably had something to do with the outfit she had to wear for the role.

As she became more and more popular, the public learned more about Angelina than we needed to know. For her wedding to her Hackers co-star, Johnny Lee Miller, she wrote her new husbands name on her back - IN HER OWN BLOOD. Odd? Yes, but would you ever turn her down? NO. She later divorced him in 2000 and moved on to a real catch, Billy Bob Thornton. For 2 years until their unfortunate divorce, we had to hear about all the weird details of their life as a mis-matched couple. Wild stories are now stuck in our delicate minds of crazy animalistic S&M sex, to wearing vials of eachothers blood and actually sending drops to eachother while the were away filming.

Anyone else terrified yet?

WTF guys?

But she is famous for saying : "You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens", so again, she is still a Goddess to us. A psychotic, albeit sexy, vampire Goddess.

I hope that's not Billy Bob's blood.

In 2005, Angelina starred in a movie called Mr and Mrs Smith, and starred with her male equivalent in Sexy Town - Brad Pitt. To please the viewers, there's alot of steamy action scenes and stages of disrobing by both Mr and Mrs Smith, undeniably the hottest pair to share the screen at one time. Apparently Brad's wife at the time, Jennifer Aniston did not like the fact that her hubby was spending so much time with Angelina. And to be honest, I don't think any woman in the world should send her husband DIRECTLY into the arms of Angelina Jolie. Obviously, Angelina had her Jedi Mind Trick effect on Brad and he was smitten. He and Jennifer filed for divorce not long after, which only left Brad and Angelina to announce their relationship soon after. Poor Rachel Green, she had no chance against the mighty Angelina.

Six kids, really?

The Angelina that we all know and love has changed from the girl that wanted to be a vampire or funeral director when she was a child.

Today she is a brilliant actress and Goodwill Ambassador for the UN. She spends alot of her time going to third world nations to meet with refugees and orphaned children. Its even been reported that she donates one third of her salary to charity. She is truly making a difference in the world. And not just to the millions of teen boys that are instantly happy when they see her.

Unfortunately for you, she's off the market. Though I'm sure she isnt looking for an average Joe, anyways. She's currently paired up with Brad Pitt (see Perfect Male Specimen). A match made in perfect people Heaven. And, the two have 6 children together! That's right, this gorgeous woman has 6 children, folks. And it seems as though everytime Angelina visits a new country for her humanitarian work, she comes home with a new child, I told you about the addiction...

  • In 2002, she adopted a Cambodian baby, Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt
  • In 2005, she adopted Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt from Ethiopia
  • In 2006, she gave birth to the couple's first biological baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, born in Namibia (dubbed the "most aniticipated birth")
  • In 2007, her and Brad adopted a Vietnamese boy, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt
  • Then in mid 2008, Angelina gave birth to twins in France, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt.

Wow talk about a growing brood! They can have their own football team soon.

Of course, being the children of the two hottest people in the world, these kids have led a pretty great life. Madame Tussauds created a wax sculpture of little Shiloh, the first EVER of an infant. Also, the "first photos" of the Jolie-Pitt hybrids fetched more than $18 Million Dollars US.

Marking up a Goddess

Angelina is famously known for having her fair share of tattoos. Apparently, she has about 13 of them. Since I know you don't care what they mean, I wont make you read anything here, just sit back and oogle.