Disney World Secrets
Disney, the world power of family friendly entertainment, and their parks are the Happiest places on earth. But how do they do it?
Just The Facts
- Disney's Secret Security force of undercover operatives disguised as tourists bring a new meaning to the term "tourist trap".
- Hidden Mickey's are a fun way to add a little magic to your time with Disney.
- Disney's underground network is enough to make the CIA crap their pants.
Disney Underground
One of Disney's great is secrets lurks beneath their parks. An underground tunnel system that connects every branch of the park, large enough to Move vehicles through. Ever wonder why it is thatyou can ony find one character at a time? Because they only have one costumed character over ground at a time. After all, Mickey isn't omnipresent.
The undergournd complex extend the entire park, and each park has there own. It can also be used by security, the fire department, medical evacuations, and police should such need arise. Every wonder why problems seem to disappear? Simple, they are just taken under the surface.
Hidden Mickey's
This secret is one of the most common one to hear, but in truth, Hidden Mickey's are real, and the cast members work hard to make sure they are quite obvious when you see them. Usually they are The three circles.
Sometimes they are actually a full body mickey.
They are on every ride, and scattered throughout the park and add a little more disney magic to your experience.
Not everything is happiness and magic.
As much fun as Disneyworld is they do have problems. Their undercover security is nothing like the mounties, and they don't always get there man, on occation, they can even get the wrong individual all together.
There have been cases of people being taken into the tunnels who were suspected of theft and were prosecuted by Disney, when they had actually done nothing wrong, and Disney with a very capable legal team would easily win any impending lawsuits resulting, however no organization or business is without flaws, and as such occurences are rare, if you avoid the appearance carying a concealed weapon, or attempting theft you should't feel concerned about the security force, and rather, feel secure in knowing they are there.
I think my favorite part of this is the amazing grammar and syntax.
ReplyAnd the spelling. Oh, the spelling.
I like that he says there are cases of wrongly accused individuals and yet no link to any case nor is there a citation. Furthermore, the strength of their legal team doesn't mean s**t in a criminal trial where the prosecution is the state NOT the accuser. And it doesn't mean much in a civil trial either if they have no evidence. No judge is going to accept a security guard's word without evidence and the reason is simple: as stated in this article, disneyworld is under extreme surveillance and yet there is no security footage?
ReplyPlease edit your work before posting.
ReplySpell-check.... ever heard of it?
ReplySounds like the Disney Gestapo had guns to his head toward the end of that article...