Designing Women
There are only 5 types of women in the world, and yes, they all come in one of the following packages:
Just The Facts
- Guys are assholes.
- Women are usually givers, and men are usually takers.
- Guys take what they need from women depending on the situation. If he needs his taxes done, he runs off to the smart and hideously unattractive accountant.
- Guy wants a blowjob, why the fuck should he care if she thinks the largest number is 1 million? (When we all know its actually 3 million... Duh!)
- And just a quick note to all you ugly/smart/fat girls who have an attractive male friend who you think has a crush on you: He doesn't! Lol. He probably just likes copying homework from you, or getting a discount at whatever store you work, or maybe he likes talking to other people before he gets to
Last 2 types of women
Case study #4: The shy girl at school who some guys think would look hot under certain dress conditions, but most dismiss them due to their appearance of intelligence. (who'd want that!)
By the way, this would fall under the correct dress conditions.
And finally...
case study #4: about three quarters of the female population
You might be thinking what model this girl is... she isn't hot or pretty, but she's also not ugly. she doesn't look smart, but she also doesn't look retarded. She is to women what the Honda civic and the Corolla are to the automobile owning population of North America; The most common thing around.
you might think that's a good thing right? All you females reading this who are simply average might think "Hey! I'm well rounded, I may not be the hottest piece of ass in town, or the smartest girl in the deli, but i'm sure to land a guy who likes me for being in the middle of all the criterium!" Well... you're wrong.
What kind of idiot would settle for a reasonably smart person to perform his kids HEART TRANSPANT? Who would hire a chef that has a good sense of humor, and also only kind of knows how to cook? Why have sex with "average" when you can have sex with "above average"? Well, you get my point.
Which brings me to my point: people who get married are idiots. Men need all of these types of women in their lives, we need the hot bartender to hit on, the ugly nerd to help us cheat and build rockets for us (what?), but what we DON'T need is for you to try and cram it into an all in one kind of deal. It simply doesn't work.
what is the sex of the author? I can't find him/her
Replymy initial reaction was that the author is a man rationalizing his role to forever need polyamory to be sufficiently satisfied because of characteristics men truly can't control.
ReplyMore than displeased by this "article"... Why would you even attempt to write something on a comedy website (or anything really) that's as humourless and bad as this piece of poopy.
ReplyEpic Fail.
yeah so this topic page is terrible. like incredibly so. really shittily done, not funny, and as a guy, damn insulting because this is obviously written by some bitter b***h who had one bad experience and thinks all guys must be shit. i couldn't finish reading this, it's just really f*****g bad.
ReplyOn a less classy note, eat dick you little b***h faced loner.
ReplyThat's what he said.
Truly your astounding intellect is personified by your use of caps and lack of anything useful to say. Let me guess, big words mean I'm a fat cow right? If I say something smart then I'm automatically girl number two or three. Guess what c**k sucker, you don't know s**t about women. I can cook and say something smart AND have fun at a party. Why don't you go find your Battlestar galactica tee-shirt, and cry to your f*****g mommy that you still can't find a girl to go to Prom with you hmm? I think you are just bitter that women would rather date somebody who can actually handle them.
ReplyBut go ahead and stick to ignorant comments, let's see how many panties that will make drop friend.
That's what she said.