Dipping Tobacco

Dipping Tobacco comes in many cuts and flavors, but it's all done by rednecks.

Skoal, for the flavor taste
Skoal, for the flavor taste
What a real man chews
What a real man chews

Just The Facts

  1. Also known as dip,chew, or in some forms snuff.
  2. Will cause mouth cancer, and other forms of decay, but only if used for a long time.
  3. All the nicotine needed for a buzz, and if done properly is very relaxing.
  4. For your own safety, don't swallow the juice until you've done it for a while.

Dipping Tobacco

Dipping tobacco is primarily done by rednecks and baseball players. There is a famous scene in the movie The Sandlot where all the boys stick some Red Man in and then go on a ride at a fair only to puke all over the place to the song Tequila. There are two main cuts for dipping tobacco, Long Cut, which is by far better for beginners and fine cut. Fine cut is cut a lot smaller than long cut, obviously, and if not packed in right will fall apart in your mouth leading to some extreme discomfort. In addition, there is snuff which is closer to a powder and is harder to keep packed than fine cut. All dip needs to be packed properly before use because otherwise it'll be hard to grab a pinch and it will fall apart during use.

Skoal

Skoal is one of the brands with less nicotine compared to Copenhagen and comes in more flavors than Kool-Aid.

I love me some Skoal.

It is advised if you have never dipped before to start on Skoal because of the flavors and amount of nicotine. Of course, it is also advised to never start because it's hard to quit, but don't you wanna be cool? Skoal flavors include Mint, Cherry, Peach, Apple, Citrus, Straight, Berry, Wintergreen, and some off the wall flavors in addition. Out of all these, Mint, Peach, Apple, Citrus, Straight are all good. Wintergreen Berry, and Cherry taste like fresh butthole.

Copenhagen

Copenhagen is one of the best brands out there. End of story. It's a widely accepted fact that only real men chew Cope. Copenhagen has only a number of types in comparison to Skoal. It also has a lot more nicotine. The main type of Cope is Copenhagen Snuff, which is the original Copenhagen product. In addition, there is Cope Long Cut, Cope Long Cut Straight, Cope Smooth Hickory, Cope Whiskey Blend, and Cope Wintergreen. Out of these Cope Long Cut and Cope Snuff are the only ones I've done, but there are both amazing. It has been immortalized in the song Copenhagen by Chris Ledoux in which he talks about the glories of using dip, as well as the warning that it is nasty stuff and a bad habit, but once your hopelessly addicted you might as well enjoy it.

Grizzly

Grizzly is another type of dip, that is a lot less expensive in comparison to the first two types. As a result it tends to be bought more. Grizzly comes in Wintergreen, Straight, Natural and Snuff. Not my brand so I don't know a lot more than that.